The truth about me

Chaps,

The gaseous energy that envelops our planet sometimes lingers on the floor, sometimes it convulses and pulses and collects in much stronger powerful formats. I have taken several deep breaths of this energy. You have to be at the right place on the planet, but also at the right moment in time. Not everyone can connect to this gaseous energy.

Some spend their entire life without even knowing its existence. Some spend their entire lifetime searching for it. I have found it on several occasions. And I will try to explain to the best of my ability how you too can connect and breath in the gas-form pure energy that will give you such a surge of power throughout your mind, body and soul.

This power can be used for good, although it is sometimes used for evil by some darker individuals. I urge you to consider your actions before taking it upon yourself to embark on such a power quest.

Once you have made the decision and feel that you can use this ultimate power responsibly, then here is how you can find it within our realm :

The power exists in its natural state in gaseous form, as I mentioned. The source of the powerful gas comes from a hardened white substance that is a condensed solid form of the gas energy. There is a network of tunnels underneath most city centers, including that of Toronto. The entrance ways have been described by me in an earlier post. There are several doorways in the west and east end areas of this city that can be used to access the tunnels. It is within these tunnels that you will be able to find the solid formation of the gaseous power.

Please inhale the powerful gasses very safely. You will feel a rush of power moving from your hands mouth, lungs and belly. This will make your eyes widen with the clarity of perception that some spend decades seeking. Tread wisely and use this powerful information for good.

Your friend,

Igor Kenk

As mentioned earlier, I have several cavernous tunnels that lead to my old bike repair shop.

These tunnels stretch for miles and criss-cross each other in a honeycomb maze, ultimately leading to several secretly guarded rooms where most of my secrets are held.

You might be wondering why I am telling you this, but there is a sense of urgency currently. Demons have emerged from the seventh layer of protection (now defunct) and are slowly penetrating my further lines of defenses.

I require support and help to defend my old lair / repair shop from the approaching beasts, and I need it very quickly. I have acquired many pieces of battle armor and swords to fight. I need the services of a mage, a wizard and a thief.

Could someone please help me? I feel dark times are ahead…

The clouds of galganoth are surrounding my premisis.

I cannot tell you where I am right now — aside from the fact that I am safe in a wooden hut in a wood not far from the northern passage near the western badlands.

Galganoth has been summoned by several underlings in the mountain caves of Brimmsprig. I cannot speak much more. Things are happening and I will provide more information shortly.

Make haste.

I have experienced and seen a lot over the course of my life. I have wandered the depths of each 4 extremes within our spiritual existence in this universe.

Not many people know this but my old bicycle repair shop was larger than it looked from the outside. There were many many different underground levels below the shop itself.

The caverns are connected — they start far from my shop midway at Bathurst / College, and spiral all the way southward to Queen / Bathurst and then eastwards throughout, with hundreds of rooms honeycombing from the main tunnels. My son was the keeper of several dungeons and had various daggers and spears that helped him keep the goblins at bay.

I used to kick and spit on him because all he would do is growl and slobber — I was so ashamed of him. Now that he’s gone I find myself missing him more and more….

My son had one of 6 keys to the Galganoth caverns,  which reach trinity from queen+bathurst, these keys would have opened one of the pits of steam that feed energy into my old bike repair shop — we could have stopped this years ago but my guardian familiar died in the bathurst/queen fire (dont ask). If anyone wants to meet at the linux cafe (326 Harbord Street)  to maybe come up with a plan  to go through the sewers of shit underneath my old bike repair store , let me know. Even though its under construction now, I believe the entrance still exists underneath a pile of rubble.

In the wake of many societal dramas and tragedy’s, it becomes apparent that the level of mental exhaustion exhibited upon all people has been rising steadily in the last 50 years.

Rationalization and logic has become the new religion — with it comes a heavy burden, however. Understanding and making sense of purpose is an extremely tiring exercise that ultimately breeds cynicism and hopelessness.

Different people have different abilities; I have been able to master several spiritual skills during my experiences in the last year. I have had a lot of time to look inwardly and analyze myself and the decisions I have made in my life that ultimately led me to where I am now.

The spirit is a wondrous and mystical thing; Not easily defined as well as not fully understood. My powers have been growing by the day, exponentially, since I have been able to master the initial spiritual breathing and meditation techniques that have been known and passed down for thousands of years by skilled Mages as well as Druids and Monks.

I would like to pass down my knowledge to you, the reader of my blog.

Stay tuned.